Thursday 16 February 2012

Cause and effect / Coarse and effete

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Oh dear dear, do you hear the hired thugs at the door?
This could well be a reality for poor Mrs Chris Eubank - IF ONLY SHE EXISTED.
Yes, it appears middle England filth peddlars Mills and Boon make their money (I had been wondering about how they did it) via conning old women  - and yours truly - into thinking they can get free laughably bad 'novels', before sending in the old shit-up letters.  It's a good thing I hadn't sent the books to the particularly oft-crotchety friend I had initially intended to.
Do you think this is worth £13.40?
comments on the back of a doily please,
xxx












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